If you are feeling bored and want to do something new, exciting, a bit irresponsible and destructive in a way, why not try newest "sport", which unfortunately hasn't yet been included in the Olympics. I'm talking about micro waving stuff an average, boring, normal man wouldn't even dream of trying. You can start with fruit, then continue with a bit of make-up such as lipstick or mascara, and later proceed to records, flowers, sweets and soap. Save the best for the last - bag of Doritos and a plastic figure of Crucifixion. Here are a couple of images of before and after effects of micro waving the foregoing objects.
Have a nice day!